WE ARE EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES

The Bar is down for maintence, but...you're not. And let's face it, neither are your pups. So where are they? What're they doing? Are they in the Lost and Found? If so...what's it like in there? Cramped? The White Room? Or is it the New Jersey Turnpike?
You tell me.
(email notifications are off, so seriously, go wild.)
(Now with less inadvertent screening)