By this point Mike has his shoes on, is wearing bright orange swim trunks, and a Batman T-shirt. His hair is entirely flat on one side, and there's some crusted drool by the corner of his mouth.

In short: He looks like a wet hot mess in June.
A wet hot mess in June with his hand on the doorknob of the front door to the suite.

He looks like a hunted man, mostly because...he is.