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Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around every once in a while you could ... end up waist deep in the Caribbean outlet portion of the Lake holding a platter assortment of cookies.

Mike's eyes narrow.
Someone just brushed him off.
Someone did not respect his authority.
Someone has just forced him into wearing soggy socks!

"Of course you realize this means war."

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN.